[Intro: B Natural]
This is a song about how keys can unlock doors
Why-
Why do we need to say that?
[Verse 1: Stir]
Since I got a really wide keyring
I can unlock doors like it ain't a thing
Because in case you didn’t know
Keys have the ability to unlock doors
If there's a door you want to unlock
You put a key in its slot
Then you turn it, maybe clockwise
Or sometimes it's counterclockwise
I like keys, they’re really cool
Because they are a useful tool
A tool that turns locked doors into unlocked ones
And doors that are unlocked are very fun
I unlocked the door to my car in thе garage
I unlocked the door to Grеat Wolf Lodge
I unlocked the door to my grandma's house
I unlocked the door to Obama's The White House
I unlocked the door to the Pizza Hut
I unlocked the door to your mama's butt
And the reason I can unlock all of these
Is because I carry lots of keys
[Chorus: Mustard, Gauntlet Narrator]
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
[Verse 2: Batter, Gauntlet Narrator]
Aw man, I fuckin hate locked doors
(Keys are used to unlock doors)
Just drivin' around the hub never pays
'Cause there's always a door standing in my way
Try to get to the next world, but it ain't that easy
But there’s a trick that I have when I need to get to Barin
One boss key, and that’s one I ain't sharin’
When I drive up with that key to the door
It just floats over there, shit has me on the floor
(Keys are used to unlock doors)
Don't even put it in myself, the game does it for me
Then I drive right through, end of the story
Doors suck but keys, they're wonderful for me
Unlock the whole rest of the game with these
Fenomena, that's a wonderful thing
To get to that place need a whole key ring
Three keys to get there, then four for Teknee
Keys, keys, I love them keys
[Chorus: Mustard, Gauntlet Narrator]
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
[Verse 3: Mustard]
Using keys is very helpful
That is why I keep a shelfful
I got stacks of keys, they unlock all kinds of doors
I don’t wanna have to break in and get kinda sore
I really hurt my shoulder last time I tried that
As I get older it's hard to deny that
You shouldn't break down every door you see
It's a lot easier if you use a key
I see you out there lock-picking a phone box
You don't even bother unlocking your own locks
It's very easy to unlock something
You only need a key, and that's just one thing
You put it in the lock and turn it
There's no reason to see a door and burn it
Just make sure your keys aren't misplaced
If you use- if you lose a key, it'll need to be replaced
(Perfect)
[Chorus: Mustard, Gauntlet Narrator]
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
[Verse4: B Natural]
Isn't our world fantastic?
We can get in any place thin or thick
And it's all thanks to the magic of keys and doors
Without which we would all be very poors
If we didn't have doors we'd be in trouble
Our houses-
A guy could come into your house and say
"Hey, give me the mortar in your walls or I'll ruin your day!"
You'd have to give him all the stuff you bought at the store
All because you didn't have a door
Keys are even more amazing when you think about it
Because without keys doors wouldn't be worth shit
Doors are like special portals only for a special someone
If I had a key and door I'd make it only for a beautiful woman
Such as Team Rocket Jessie or another example
Thanks to keys and doors I don't have to take a sample
Of the outside world which would flow freely into my domain
No sir instead I am safe from the rain
And cuddled up with my beautiful woman
Thank you keys and doors, you are a great invention!
[Interlude: Mustard, B Natural]
I didn't even hear half those words!
I was trying to stay on beat
[Chorus: Mustard, Gauntlet Narrator]
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
Keys are used to unlock doors (Keys are used to unlock doors)
[Outro: Mustard, Gauntlet Narrator]
(Keys are used to unlock doors) Unlock doors
(Keys are used to unlock doors) Unlock doors
(Keys are used to unlock doors) Unlock doors
Keys are used to unlock doors
