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Milk Lyrics by Mushy Mustard

A Group Rap Album Where Each Verse Was Written in Five Minutes (at Freddy’s) and Recorded in One Take

2024

[Intro: Nyentek]
The first drink I had wasn't water
[Verse 1: Stir]
This next verse is about my favorite drink
So it's about milk, what else would you think?
When the day is over and my energy's spent
I gotta get some of that two percent
At the grocery store if I'm feeling wild
I'll sip on some milk gallons in the aisle
So when I get to the checkout after all the milk I had
I pay to put a dozen empty cartons in my bag
There's a little secret that I try to hide
That's I like to drink and drive
I don't mean drinking alcohol
I drink a glass of milk when I'm behind the wheel
You know why I really like milk?
It's white and tasty and smooth ,like milk
Milk-drinking always gets me ready for some action
Now I'm sending off my milk rhymes to the next rapper
[Verse 2: B Natural]
Boy I want some milk!
But I am of the ilk
That says that eating animal products
Is unethical, including ducks
But I have an idea for how to drink milk ethically
I'm done with the almonds and the oats and that other shit from a tree
I went to the grocery store and camped out in the milk aisle
It wasn't long until I saw a woman pick up some too so I could put her on trial
I lunged for her and clamped my teeth around her areola
I sucked some milk and I said- and she said hey what the
I said you see I'm a vegan and this is what they do to cows
To get the milk that you are buying so now don't you wanna frown
It's unethical to buy milk I said between sucking
Human milk is pretty gross but hey I'm lucky
'Cause I'm just being ethical and giving people what comes to them
The woman said that's not how being vegan works, ahem
Then I said nuh uh and killed her son because I am vegan
In the dairy industry they kill calves that's how they get 'em
To lactate so thank you
[Verse 3: Batter]
I work at a milk factory in the inner city
We ship cows in from all over the county
Me and my homies they call us the milk boys
Milking all day but I’d rather drink soys
And almond milks because they’re better for the animals
I love cows but I would never admit that to my superiors
I’m supposed to treat them like the machines that glean
Where flesh combines with metal I can’t perceive
I hear deep down it’s not just milk they’re making
Within the bowels of the warehouse it’s a poison they’re baking
And not just the methane all these cows produce
Choking them as they can’t escape their refuse
No I have a suspicion that this factory is a cover
Why ship cows far away from the grass and clover?
I found a dead cow with purple veins once in the stacks
In other news I really like this band called Anthrax
[Verse 4: Mustard]
You can call me Ryan Ross the way I'm taking all this milk in me
I'm dying for a glass with every milk I- meal that I make, you see
Pour it in a cup or you can pour it in a gallon jug
Fill up a tub, any amount I'll take that challenge up
Ask me why I'm drinking all this milk I lay my eyes on
But I'm telling you, the story is surprisin'
Speaking of Surprise, that's the town's name
The place that I learned that drinking milk isn't a game
There was an old oak tree who always told the truth
It told me I should daily drink three glasses of milk
They never chop that tree down, it'll always be around
It never says anything else, I kinda hate that town
But I love drinking milk
[Outro]
A glass of milk at every meal
You won't believe how good you feel
Credits
Mushy Mustard

Mushy Mustard

About “Milk” by Mushy Mustard

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