[Skit: Mustard, Stir, Mike]
Hello, everyone. Wanna hear some music from ICP?
Get a taste of the new album, Mime Box
It has anything you'd ever want
How about you, little boy, what do you like?
I like mimes
Ooh, wrong answer, bucko
Anything positive to say about mimes
Is the one thing you won’t find on the Mime Box
Because we're the Insane Clown Posse
And as clowns, we hate mimes
You know that
Just like every clown does
In fact, we have a song on the Mime Box
All about how much we hate mimes
Just listen to this
[Interlude: Stir]
I keep a diary, what's inside it’s a secret
I'll tell you right now, if you promise to keep it
You will? Okay, it says "I hate mimes"
I wrote it on every page seventeen times
‘Cause that's the only thing in my head every day
If you are a mime then you better stay away
Unless you really think you'd like gettin' beat down
By a Southwest Juggalo Wicked Clown
So tell your mime buddies stay away from me
Maybe you could, but a mime doesn't speak
Instead, they pretend to be trapped in a box
Every mime I've ever seen sucks! I hate mimes
Mimes are so weird, like
They just stand there and move their hands around
And they think they're so cool, but they’re not
[Skit: Mustard, Stir, Leigh]
And that’s just one of the songs on the Mime Box
It has a little something for everyone
How about you, young lady, what do you like?
I like romance
Well, lucky for you, we've got a romantic song just for you
Listen to this
[Interlude: Stir, Mustard, Stir & Mustard]
Went on a date the other day to have a good time
My favorite thing about her is she’s not a mime
We hit the arcade and the bowling alley
I looked out for mimes, but I didn't see any
If we did, they would've been attacked on sight
The one use for mimes is to start a good fight
And if a mime blocks me with his invisible walls
I'm breaking it down just to kick his balls (Take that)
So you might be in the middle of a date
You might be spittin’ mad game, but please don't wait
If a mime shows up, kick his ass at once
When he's passed out cold, you can finish your lunch
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Skit: Mustard, Stir, Leigh, Kevin]
Well, what did you think?
That was pretty nice
You guys talked about beating up mimes a lot, though
Nothing more romantic!
What about you, young man? What do you like?
I like watching movies
Well, what do you know
We have a song about watching movies in the Mime Box
Check this out
[Interlude: Mustard]
I'm headed to the cinema late one night
Because the city's empty, no mimes in sight
No silent men in black and white
And that means no mimes to fight
I look up at the list of what's playing on the marquee
“Bip the Clown,” that sounds like a must-see
I'd love watching the adventures of a clown
And maybe he'll find some mimes to beat down
I got my ticket, what'd I have to pay?
Nothing, I plucked it when the man looked away
I slip into the cinema and slide into a seat
It's time, the lights dim. "Start the movie!"
I made a mistake, this is not the show I want
The film's subtitle fades in, in a giant font
"The life of a mime named Bip the Clown"
The audience applauds, but it doesn't make a sound
A mime? That's what this flick's about?
I dash to the back, 'cause I gotta get out
I wanna escape, but I know it's too late
My fate, locked in by an invisible gate
[Skit: Mustard, Stir, Kevin]
Dude, that was just another song about hating mimes
Is there any song on the album
That doesn't talk about how much you guys hate mimes?
(Uh. Do we have any songs that aren't about mimes?)
Uh
[Interlude: Mustard, Stir]
Dead mimes is what I wanna see
Terrible! I hate mimes. Oh my gosh. Mimes. I can't stand mimes
When a mime's on my TV, I'm not okay (I promise)
I trapped a mime in an invisible box with a bomb
Out of all the people that I hate, top of the list is all mimes
[Skit: Mustard]
No
[Outro: Mustard, Stir]
The Mime Box is coming
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