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[announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... Sam Kinison!]

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

I know a lot of you are looking at the sunglasses. You're going, uh, 'Hey Sam, you wouldn't be HIGH BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YA?' Nah. No... No, I wear these glasses, folks, because I'm blind. It happened in a very unusual way. I don't really- don't open up about it, but you folks are different. So... The fact that you laughed at my face when I told you let me know.

I fucked 'til I was blind.

I didn't mean to. I thought it was a joke. I was with this girl. She said, 'Can we fuck again?' I said, 'Yeah.' So we're going, [makes thrusting sounds, then suddenly stops]... WAIT A SECOND, HONEY! I HAVE FUCKED 'TIL I'M BLIND! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU DOMINATING BITCH? Oh yeah, great. You get to cum. I have to smell a DOG'S ASS... FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! OH OOOOHHHHH!' Oh!

Alright, I guess it's time to tell you what I'm really doing. I'm, uh... I'm going around the country. I'm trying to talk men, as many as I can, into not fucking women in the ass. Well, I can see I'm not gonna get a lot of support here. Alright. This is gonna be one of the tough towns, huh? Alright. *laughs*

Come on, guys. There's other ways to hurt 'em. It doesn't feel that good. We only do it to see that look on their face. They go, '[makes straining sound]' 'Oh, sorry, honey! Sorry, okay? I swear to God I slipped. I wouldn't do something like that. No! Jesus, what am I, an animal? I wouldn't do that! Are you okay, huh? It had nothing to do with you wrecking the car last week! What are you saying? What do you mean 'I'm just trying to get back'? Wh- I love you!' '[makes straining sound]' 'Oh, God, it happened again! Shit!' *laughs* Oh...

I love women. I don't think you ought to be mean to 'em. I fuck- Well, you don't have any choice! What are you gonna do? It's either love women, or suck a big dick. Thanks God! Thanks for the big menu down here. Thanks a lot!
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"Blind" is credited to Sam Kinison. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Blind" appears on "Louder Than Hell".

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