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7,000,000,000 Lyrics by Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album

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[SAMMY J]
Cast your minds!
[RANDY]
Cast your minds!
[BOTH]
Back, back!
Five hundred years ago
[SAMMY J]
We know you can't remember that far
[RANDY]
And if you can-
[BOTH]
You're a vampire
[SAMMY J]
Begone!
[RANDY]
Witch!
[SAMMY J]
What are you watching a show for?
[RANDY]
You should be out looking for blood
[BOTH]
Blood of the ones you love
But everybody elde just cast your minds!
[RANDY]
Cast your minds!
[BOTH]
Back, back!
Five hundred years ago
[SAMMY J]
When the population was half a billion
[BOTH]
But the world's been sexin'
The world's been screwin'
Shaggin', porkin'
Humpin', fuckin'
Rootin' and making love!
Sweet love so now there's
[SAMMY J]
7 billion people in the world
[RANDY]
7 billion people in the world
[SAMMY J]
7 billion people in the world
[RANDY]
7 billion people in the world
[SAMMY J]
7 billion faces
[BOTH]
7 billion names
[SAMMY J]
7 billion beating hearts
[Randy]
7 billion brains!
[SAMMY J]
7 billion belly buttons too
[Randy]
14 billion nipples I assume
[SAMMY J]
7 billion pairs of knees
[RANDY]
Not including amputees
[SAMMY J]
7 billion noses
[BOTH]
Several billion glasses
[SAMMY J]
7 billion pants
[BOTH]
Containing 7 billion asses!
Man kind's like a virus
An incurable disease
Infecting every continent
And spreading 'cross the seas
But life is like a line dance
You've gotta find the fun
So grab your partner by the genitals
And add another one
To the-
[SAMMY J]
7 billion people on the earth
[RANDY]
7 billion wondering what it's worth
[SAMMY J]
7 billion people growing old
[RANDY]
7 billion funerals to hold
[SAMMY J]
And attended by the children
[BOTH]
Of the current 7 billion
[SAMMY J]
Who'll have children of their own
[BOTH]
And so on...
[SAMMY J]
Cast your minds!
[RANDY]
Cast your minds!
[BOTH]
Forward, Forward!
It'll be great
Get your freak on
And make it to eight
[RANDY]
Billion people
[SAMMY J, spoken]
Thanks dudes!
[RANDY, spoken]
Good on you champs!
Credits
Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy

About “7,000,000,000” by Sammy J & Randy

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