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Aussie Christmas Lyrics by Sammy J & Randy

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Happy Christmas, Sammy J!
Happy Christmas, Randy!
Christmastime!!
Oh, I love Christmas so much!
Can you sense it?!
You know why?
Why?
The trams are colored green and red
Santa's done a hook turn in his sled
Rudolph's dressed up like an emo
Drinking soy chai cappuccinos
It must be Christmas in Melbourne!
Christmas in Melbourne!
There's a pregnant teenage elf on smack
Santa can't drink water from the tap
The crows all sing a Christmas carol
And Rudolph is dismembered in a barrel
It must be Christmas in Adelaide!
Christmas in Adelaide!
There's a redneck chimney on the roof
A XXXX in еach reindeer's hoof
The elvеs are frying in the sun
And Mrs. Claus just got her tits done
It must be Christmas on the Gold Coast!
Christmas on the Gold Coast!
Santa's lubing up his sleigh
For the Marti Gras parade
Blitzen's coked-up on the harbor
Scoffing seafood marinara
And he thinks he's better than you
It must be Christmas in Sydney!
Christmas in Sydney!
Santa's just arrived in town
His sleigh is going round and round
Round about here
Round about there
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabout
Porn and fireworks
It must be Christmas in Canberra!
Christmas in Canberra!
Okay, Sammy! Are we out of stereotypes yet?!
There's one more we haven't done yet, Randy!
WE WOULDN'T DARE!
OH YES WE WOULD!
TAKE IT, SAMMY J!!!
Elves eat apples by the dozen
While the kids are tucked up in their beds
Santa's sleeping with his cousin
And all the reindeers have two heads
It must be Christmas in Tassie!
Christmas in Tassie!
Deck the halls with Aussie stereotypes
Fa la la la la la la la la!
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Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy

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