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The Invisible Man Lyrics by Spitting Image

1985

(Invisible Man, Cabinet)
I’m never in the papers
I’m never on TV
Although I’m in the Cabinet
You won’t have heard of me
Try guessing what my name is...
Oh good, a guessing game!
T.K. are my initials…
(Invisible Man, Cabinet)
Um… Tony Kurtis!
No, no, no! No, Thomas King’s my moniker!
Doesn’t ring a bell
Employment’s my position
Employment? Bloody hell!
How do you keep it secret from the people and the press?
And from your fellow Ministers, too?
It’s easy, can’t you guess?
(Invisible Man, Cabinet)
I’m the Invisible Man! (The Invisiblе Man)
Come up and see me if you can (Doo-doo-doo)
The joblеss ask me if I care
Well here’s my answer: I’m not there!
(Invisible Man, Cabinet)
Like Arthur Daley’s missus
Like [?]
Like the missing Falklands logbook…
I never will be seen
I’m rare as Haley’s Comet...
Yes, we think we get the gist!
A one-off you could call me...
Yes! A quick one of the wrist!
(Invisible Man, Cabinet, Unemployed)
Like a British win at Wimbledon
Like a nun who likes a grind
Like a junkie with some furniture
I’m very hard to find
There’s just a big fat empty space
Underneath my hat
I’m rarer than a UFO
No you F.O., you prat!
(Invisible Man, Cabinet)
I’m the Invisible Man (He’s the Invisible Man)
Do you want to hear my unemployment plan?
I’m going to take the 3.9
And give them faces just… like… mine!

About “The Invisible Man” by Spitting Image

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