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Musicians Lyrics by The Cool Greenhouse

Sod’s Toastie

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[Verse 1]
Well, I tried to find more musicians
To help me with this
Cause apparently people like to watch musicians
But all I could find
Were carrots and sticks
See, I'm developing a fear of checking my damned emails
So, I just check the fields
[Verse 2]
But when that failed
I said I'd get a good haircut
So I'd be more interesting
For you to look at
But, my hairdresser
Well, he's partially deaf, and partially dead, and totally uninterested in fashion
Although, he has reinvented Communism all by himself
And hе sent me to sleep
With his garbled Das Kapital
[Verse 3]
And whеn I awoke
Well, I had a beehive
I gave him twelve quid and a small family of woodlice in a swan matchbox for a tip
He told me to get out
To renounce my religion, and get out
[Verse 4]
And then later, when I next saw him
Well, he was crying down The King's Head
He had his head in his hands
His scissors were all bent
So I asked him if he'd like to play guitar
For The Cool Greenhouse's upcoming tour
But he just laughed
And laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed
[Verse 5]
Up next, I saw a kid
While he was kicking strangers in the shins
In a rhythmical way
Like some sort of gabber officianado
And he agreed to play the drums for me
If I bought him a bottle of Absolut vodka and a ten pack of Marlboro Reds
So, that's what I did
And then I never saw him ever again
[Outro]
Oh, and two pink grannys on a bench over the way
Just shook their heads
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Credits
The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

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"Musicians" appears on "Sod’s Toastie".

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