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Perspective (Soon You’ll be Dead) Lyrics by Sammy J & Randy

2016

[VERSE 1]
[Sammy J & Randy]
When the milk in your fridge has expired
When a pebble is stuck in your shoe
When you feel a bit peckish or tired
Or you're stuck at the end of a queue
Don't get disgruntled or grumpy
Try not to overreact
Your blood pressure will fall when you simply recall this one inescapable fact:
[Chorus]
Soon you'll be dead
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
Pushing up daisies or kept in an urn when you're dead
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-badah)
And your corpse will not care about all of your shit
[VERSE 2]
When the Wi-fi is slow at your café
And they sat you right next to the door
And then simmered and sautéed your spinach
When you specifically requested it raw
When your colleague is breathing too loudly
When your screen doesn't work on the plane
When the bus is a bit overcrowdly
You're a fuck-knuckle if you complain
[Chorus]
'Cause soon you'll be dead
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah)
So shut your fat mouth 'cause it won't matter shit when you're dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-ba-dah)
You're a speck in the cosmos and soon you'll be dead
[VERSE 3]
So next time you're at the self-checkout
And it won't scan your Barbecue Shapes
And you swear and you scream and you jab at the screen
As hate drips from your face
Before you obnoxiously beckon
The cashier to come and assist
Just consider this fact for a second:
Arseholes are seldomly missed
When they are dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
[BRIDGE]
[Sammy J]
No-one's requesting the manager when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
[Randy]
No-one is wearing an Apple Watch when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
[Sammy J]
No-one is voting for Donald Trump when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
[Randy]
No-one is gluten intolerant when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah)
[Sammy J]
Or charging for baggage on Tiger when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah)
[Randy]
Or posting their breakfast on Instagram when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah)
[Sammy J]
Or being a real estate agent when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah)
[Randy]
Or locking up kids in detention when they are dead
[Sammy J & Randy]
(ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)
[VERSE 4]
[Sammy J]
When you're stuck in the rain
[Randy]
When you're late for your train
[Sammy J & Randy]
When a cyclist is hoggin' your lane
[Chorus]
[Sammy J & Randy]
Suck it up and shut the fuck up ('Cause you're gonna be)
Suck it up and shut the fuck up (You know you wanna be)
Suck it up and shut the fuck up
'Cause soon you'll be dead
(Bah-badup bap-bah badub bap bah ba bada bada ha-skaboogely boogely boogely, yip bap badap bup bah debah bup bah bah)
Soon you'll be dead

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