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The Book Lyrics by Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album

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[SAMMY J, spoken]
It is time, ladies and gentlemen, for us to introduce you to the book
[RANDY, spoken]
The book!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
The book!
[RANDY, spoken]
The book!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
The book!
[RANDY, spoken]
The book!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
This is Sir Alastair Derrington-Scott's Encyclopedia of Comedic Principles
[BOTH, spoken]
Oooh!
[RANDY, spoken]
This book is the Bible!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
Not technically but it's
[RANDY, spoken]
No it's not, really
This book is the Qur'an!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
That's murky territory
[RANDY, spoken]
That's- that could get us into some shit, couldn't it?
This is a book!
[SAMMY J, spoken]
It's a book!
We can all agree on that!
[RANDY, spoken]
You're in safe hands tonight, my friends
[SAMMY J, spoken]
For in constructing tonight's performance, Randy and I have followed the advice of Sir Alastair Derrington-Scott to the letter
[RANDY, spoken]
To the number
[SAMMY J, spoken]
To the Batmobile
[RANDY, spoken]
Not yet, Robin!
For we have a show to do
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Sammy J & Randy

About “The Book” by Sammy J & Randy

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"The Book" appears on "Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album".

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