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Shane Warne's got a lady in a different hemisphere
And he wants to let her know his love is strong
In the old days, he'd send flowers or a perfumed telegram
But that was before Twitter came along
Tweet about it
How you really feel about it
What'chu gonna say about it
Everybody read about it
Grab your telephone
And publically confess
Hey, Warney, here's a sweet suggestion:
For your next tweet, pop the question
And ask Liz for her e-mail address!
(We don't wanna know about it!)
Ashton Kutcher's got a gal
He treats her with respect
He's a gentleman of dignity and class
Yeah, when they close that bedroom door
It's just him and Demi Moore
Plus a million people looking at her ass
Tweet about it
How you really feel about it
What'chu gonna say about it
Everybody read about it
Grab your telephone
And tweet your life away
If you wear it or you eat it
People need to know, so tweet it!
It's your boring shit that gets us through the day!
(Banjo and harmonica solo)
My friend come to visit
And I take him out to lunch
But I feel like a burdensome third wheel
Aw yeah, 'cause their conversation's stilted
His attention span is wilted
And he sits there fucking tweeting through the meal
Tweet about it
How you really feel about it
What'chu gonna say about it
Everybody read about it
Grab your telephone
And tell it like it is
Yeah, put your private life on show
'Cause the whole world needs to know
That you ate a focaccia for breakfast
Tweet about it
How you really feel about it
What'chu gonna say about it
Everybody read about it
Grab your telephone
And share it with the world
'Cause one day, you'll be dead
And they'll take you down to Hell
And Revelation said that there'll be Twitter there as well
But the only person you're allowed to follow is yourself
And Shane Warne and Ashton Kutcher
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Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy

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