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Yellow Pages Lyrics by Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album

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I used to own the hottest shop on Main Street
Customers would rarely pass me by
But business has been slow for the best part of the decade
And I think I've just discovered why
For there upon my porch it lay
The most recent edition
I tore away the plastic
And confirmed my worst suspicions
I'm the last person advertising in the Yellow Pages
I don't know what the deal is
I've been doing it for ages
But now I find I'm left behind
And every page is bare
Two thousand yellow pages
And I'm the only ad that's there
My typewriter business is demanding
It's hard to keep abreast of latest trends
And how will people call me on my landline telephone
If they can't underline my number with a pen?
And I stand by every comment
That I made in '95
"The Internet is just a fad
But phone books—they'll survive!"
I'm the last person advertising in the Yellow Pages
I cover all their printing distribution costs and wages
My quarter-page in A-K has always seen me through
I'm a stickler for tradition
And Google can get fucked
I'm the last person advertising in the Yellow Pages
I bought the ads in bulk in the middle of the 80's
My customers would complement my fine publicity
Back when their fingers did the walking
But now they've walked right out on me
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Sammy J & Randy

Sammy J & Randy

About “Yellow Pages” by Sammy J & Randy

Read the complete lyrics to "Yellow Pages" by Sammy J & Randy from the album "Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Pop.

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"Yellow Pages" is credited to Sammy J & Randy. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Yellow Pages" appears on "Sammy J & Randy’s Difficult First Album".

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