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Find The Smell Lyrics by Dave Attell

Skanks for the Memories

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I was sitting in my apartment, playing my favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell'. Have you ever played that game? Luckily, it was me.
I hate when you go over to someone's house and they've got that 'Glade air freshener' smell. Who are you fooling? I know you did something smelly! And it happened right before I got there.
What, did the doorbell ring and you shit your pants? What happened? You have a scary doorbell!
Or if you go into, like, a public restroom and thеy have that lemony Pine-Sol smеll in there. 'Ooh! Is there a lemonade stand in here somewhere? I didn't know you could make lemonade with corn niblets! What's going on down there?' It always smells like lemons and assholes!
Now, I know that sounds like the title of the next Harry Potter book, but it's not! 'cause two smells together just reek!
Even your most favorite smells, like cotton candy. I love it! And Scotch whiskey, yum-a-dum-dum! But cotton candy and Scotch, that's a weird funk. It's like, 'Oh, man! Did someone just fuck a clown in here? I mean, really! Was there some clown-fucking in here tonight?'
'YOU SHOULD'VE HUNG OUT, MAN!'
Thank you very much, Denver!
[announcer: 'Dave Attell, ladies and gentlemen! Dave Attell!']
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